bad fashion

i've had a long hard day of it. so, in time honoured fashion.....i've decided to take it out on some ho bags we call celebrities and the outfits their stylists - i mean they chose...after all cheryl cole totally picks her own clothes, writes her own songs and is generally not the sort who beats people in toilets right???? yeah, stylists. they do the work, get no credit (think of every celeb who has won a best dressed award, they never thank their stylist and you can never really think of celeb stylist off hand can you??)
god damn it. this is kinda cool. feck it. we can't be having that. on with the bitching!

I know this was Perez Hilton's 23rd birthday and circus themed, but, Mel B please put your fanny away!!!!!!!! will that woman ever realise that she is not on the radar anymore and no one cares which side she dresses to?

and as for leona lewis's baggy ill fitting trousers? don't even start me.

just what every parent who has a child tuning into nickeloden wants. someone dressed like a reject from stringfellows. Katy Perry. put your clothes back you ho! and grow out that stupid fringe. stop trying to be a poor man's betty page by pretend your down. your not down. your an idiot. the good news is that someone did her (and the world) a kindness by pouring slime over her. as is tradition with the nick awards. thank you kind citizen. you did us all a favour.

Dita Von Teese. Stunning as always. but I wish this was another color. her dress blends into the carpet and you can't tell where she ends and the carpet begins.....there are about a million jokes you could pop in here right now....but, can you imagine how epic one of her off days must look? because she's human, so that means she gets sick, gets drunk, pukes and gets back up again. i imagine it is what armagedon and the opening of hell must look like....