QUOTAGE!

"She was wearing a dress with an exposed back and I saw that back and that neck, and then she turned around and I saw those eyes, and — boom! My life as a single man was done. You have this feeling — I can’t really explain what it was, but I had it when I met her. I saw her across a room and thought: “What’s happening to me?”

- Johnny Depp on how he broke hearts around the world by meeting his current partner (love how I referred to her as if she's a passing phase in his life - THEY HAVE TWO KIDS PENNY!!!) and love of his life, Vanessa 'Chanel model and muse' Paradis

- Seriously though, what man actually thinks like that???? It's usually some horrendous comment concerning her boobs.....

- I've also used a really really old picture of Depp because I think JD looks better vintage....although.....he does rock a mean pirate costume...(and because of him, so do most men thinking their original at Halloween)