I am so sick of mustache things!

Is anyone else starting to get a little annoyed with the mustache jewelry and T-shirt thing on the high street? It's been almost a year since these hit the high street and I am so sick of it!

I say this as a woman who just got excited over a plain black beanie for sale in River Island, only to discover that it had a silver stick on jewel mustache on the front of it. FAIL!

Side note - does anyone know where I could get one of these beanies for work?